Tuesday, November 17, 2009

chadolbaeggo

My stomach is growling

Like a beast of burden after months of plowing

The unforgiving earth and soil,

Toil, toil, toil.

Pouring blood, sweat, and sweet pee pee

Into the hardened ground...

Praying in cow-tongues with cowbells a-ringing

Hoping to high heaven for a wheat uprising

Just so that my master would let me bask

In California fields

Where real cheese comes from happy calfs

Happy calfs grow to happy cows

And happy cows make burgers delicious

And all-you-can eat kbarby dishes.

Leggo my chadolbaeggo.

I'm starving.




The Far Side by Gary Larson

4 comments:

  1. Hey Alex, thanks for the encouraging reminder
    Listened to your music after cafe night.
    love the sound.
    drew to it a lot

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  2. Aha "Leggo my chadolbaeggo." Awesome.

    Random picture in 3, 2, 1!

    http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t181/drmartens/drmartens/JJLin.jpg

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  4. hahaha well lookey here, i can finally look into the mind of alex's mind bloggles. late-night-roof-bonding-time sounds fun (:


    p.s...this post is funny, clever, AND rhymes? stop showing off!

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