Like a beast of burden after months of plowing
The unforgiving earth and soil,
Toil, toil, toil.
Pouring blood, sweat, and sweet pee pee
Into the hardened ground...
Praying in cow-tongues with cowbells a-ringing
Hoping to high heaven for a wheat uprising
Just so that my master would let me bask
In California fields
Where real cheese comes from happy calfs
Happy calfs grow to happy cows
And happy cows make burgers delicious
And all-you-can eat kbarby dishes.
Leggo my chadolbaeggo.
I'm starving.
The Far Side by Gary Larson
